{"slip": { "id": 163, "advice": "Big things have small beginnings."}}
{"fact":"Cats, especially older cats, do get cancer. Many times this disease can be treated successfully.","length":96}
{"slip": { "id": 40, "advice": "Never run with scissors."}}
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{"fact":"The biggest wildcat today is the Siberian Tiger. It can be more than 12 feet (3.6 m) long (about the size of a small car) and weigh up to 700 pounds (317 kg).","length":158}
{"slip": { "id": 20, "advice": "Don't put off breaking up with someone when you know you want to. Prolonging the situation only makes it worse."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 69, "advice": "Visitors are like fish: As much as you might like them, after three days they start to smell."}}
{"slip": { "id": 210, "advice": "You never really grow up."}}
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